I actually came up with a slightly altered version of this at church a while back, using the name of a fellow attendee as my home builder. His wife enjoyed it. Incidentally, I don’t think he’s shady in the least. It did get some laughs, though, when I said the moral of the story is that we are all to learn from this home builder’s mistakes.
Three Little Pigs and the Shady Home Builder
The first little pig went to his local home builder and said, “Hey, I’m kind of tired of living in this pig sty with my brothers. It’s open air and ever time it rains, I get all wet and muddy. Plus, those guys are slobs. Can you help me out?”
The home builder asks the little pig what kind of budget he was looking at, and the pig said he didn’t have a lot of money.
So, the home builder said to the little pig, “Look, I think I know something that might fit into your price range. I’ve got this straw here that I can let you have cheap. It’s not top of the line building material, but it fits into your price range. Plus, it will keep you dry when it rains … well, pretty dry anyway. It’s not bad for the price.”
The little pig thinks a while and says, “Well, it’s better than what I have now, so I’ll take it.”
Half an hour later, the pig has a house of straw. It’s nice and comfy for the most part.
However, the pig lives in a nasty neighborhood with nasty neighbors. That Wolf family down the street is always making noise in the middle of the night and they really terrorize the neighborhood.
One day, the Big Bad Wolf came knocking at the little pig’s door. The little pig opens the door, and the wolf clears his throat (loudly, of course), and the pig’s straw house trembles and comes crashing down around him.
The second little pig decides he wants to build a house, too. He’s tired of this sty thing and seeks out the house builder.
“Hey, dude. I really need a house,” he said to the house builder. “But I saw how that straw worked out for my brother, and I want something that will hold up a little better than that. I’ve saved up some money, and I can afford something better. What have you got?”
“I can see you’re a smart man,” the home builder said to the pig. “You don’t want any of that flimsy straw. Look, just for you, I can cut you a break on these sticks over here. They’re the finest sticks, imported straight from Granny’s Woods, and they are guaranteed to stand up to Big Bad Wolf breath. Not only that, but it’s a good bargain, too.”
The second little pig thinks a while, knowing that he could afford the granite counter tops if he went with straw. But no, he’d sacrifice the luxurious interior amenities if he can have a stronger building material.
So, a few weeks later, the second little pig moves into his house made of sticks down the street from his brother’s pile of straw.
That Wolf family is still at it, inviting all their friends over for loud parties and carrying on until all hours of the night. Eventually, the Big Bad Wolf wanders down the street and knocks on the second little pig’s door.
The second little pig wasn’t in the mood to answer the door as he was getting a pedicure and watching “Green Acres” on reruns.
All that yelling at the party had made the wolf’s throat a little hoarse, so he cleared his throat and coughed into the house made of sticks, hoping to get the pig’s attention.
No luck.
“Aha!” the pig thought. “Sticks are indeed better than straw. I have one-upped my dear sweet brother.”
But Wolfie was intent on getting the second little pig’s attention, so he yelled, “Hey there, Mr. Piggie! Come out and play!”
The vibrations from the wolf’s yelling started the stick house to shaking, and it collapsed to the ground.
The third little pig, who had been toiling in the sty all this time, racking up a nice little nest egg, wanted to join his brothers in town. So, he collected his belongings and traveled down the railroad tracks a piece until he got the outskirts of town.
There, he saw a pile of sticks, a pile of straw and a Wolf house with dancing, yelling, obnoxious wolves inside.
He had a little chat with his disappointed brothers, who suggested he try a different house builder. But, the third little pig had been buddies with this house builder since they were both little porkers.
So, he went to the house builder’s office and inquired as to what his money might bring.
“Now, I don’t want that cheap building material you pawned off on my brothers,” he said. “I want something that’s going to stand up to those unruly wolves. I want top of the line. And it better come with a lifetime guarantee.
“And your workers are union, right?”
“Oh yes, Mr. Third Little Pig,” the home builder said. “My workers are all union. And I know exactly what you mean. You certainly are the smartest little piggie in the family, aren’t you? You know quality when you see it.
“Well, let me introduce you to something that just came in. This brick is unbelievable. We use mortar to hold this sturdy building material together and no wolf could possibly blow down a house made from it.”
“Throw in the granite counter tops and you’ve got yourself a deal,” the shrewd pig said.
The home builder knew that he had to make this sale, even if he did feel like he was giving up a lot. He needed a satisfied customer to refer future clients to. So, he reluctantly agreed to throw in the granite counter tops.
A couple months later, the third little pig moved into the brick, ranch style home with two-corn bin garage and hot and cold running mud in the tub.
He was a very happy pig in his new home. And despite the noisy neighbors, he didn’t have any complaints.
Of course, you just knew that the wolves would eventually make their way down to the new neighbor to welcome him in a way that only wolves would approve of.
So, the Big Bad Wolf sauntered past the pile of straw and the pile of sticks, arriving at the brick house. He looked it up and down and found himself somewhat impressed by the structure. But still he was determined to turn this housewarming into a house falling.
He knew he’d have to have an improved effort with this house, so he knocked on the door, and yelled with all his might, “Hey, Mr. Piggie! Come out and play … if you’re not chicken!”
The silly wolf started making motions with his arms as if he had chicken wings, flapping them about as he bobbed his head and pecked at the air with his lips.
“Cluck, cluck, cluck, Mr. Piggie! Are ya chicken?! Well, are ya?!!”
Hmmm, the wolf thought, this house hasn’t budged a millimeter. I need some of my friends to help out. So, he called to his buddies and they came running, eager to ruin the day for the third little piggie.
They whipped themselves up into a frenzy, howling and yelling and carrying on all over the front yard of the pig who built with brick.
And just as the home builder promised, the brick house withstood the wolves.
The moral of the story
This story illustrates how easy it is to destroy relationships that do not have strong foundations.
If we don’t invest a lot into a relationship with a co-worker, a family member or a friend, or if it is built with weak materials, it doesn’t take much to knock it down.
But if we build our relationships with strong materials and invest a lot into them, they can’t be destroyed by even the worst of conditions.