Your Smelly Farts

Your Smelly Farts

 

Your smelly farts, they make me cry,

They smell so bad, like something died.

What did you eat, what did you drink?

That made your butt, fill up with stink?

 

When gas comes out, you leak methane,

You may explode, if you’re near flames.

You clench your cheeks, to try to stop.

Your smelly farts, from going plop.

 

Sometimes they’re loud, sometimes they’re not.

But either way, they really rot.

You’ll never sneak, up on me, too.

Your smelly farts, will tell on you.

 

Words by Paul J. Hoffman (Oct. 5, 2006)

Original song: “Your Cheatin’ Heart by Patsy Cline.