Alka Seltzer

Alka Seltzer

 

When I eat all my dinner,

I go back to the back of the line

and I wait for a chance for more food to buy

Till I get to the cashier and I order more chicken, yeh, yeh, yeh

 

Roast beef, green beans, banana cream pie

I’m stuffing down fast and I’m gonna cry

Give me, give me, give me C’mon gimme some relief

I can’t be your lover when I’m in such grief.

 

Alka Seltzer, Alka Seltzer, Alka Seltzer, yeh.

 

Corn dogs, cheese logs, spaghetti with sauce.

It’s coming up fast and I’m gonna barf

Give me, give me, give me some relief

Well, I like raw fish but it don’t like me

 

Plop, plop!

Alka Seltzer, Alka Seltzer, Alka Seltzer

Plop, plop and hear it fizz.

 

When I eat all my dinner,

I go back to the back of the line

and I wait for a chance for more food to buy

Till I get to the cashier and I order more chicken, yeh, yeh, yeh

 

Big lunch, little midnight snack

It’s coming up fast and my tummy’s a wreck

Give me, give me, give me some relief.

I tried Pepto Bismal, but I’m still quite dismal.

 

Plop, plop!

Alka Seltzer, Alka Seltzer, Alka Seltzer

Look out, Alka Seltzer

It’s bubbling up fast, yes it is, yes it is

 

I’ve got acid in my stomach!

 

Lyrics by Paul J. Hoffman

5-4-1989

Parody of The Beatles’ “Helter Skelter”